The statistics of 2017

Statistics wonks will love this one…

I keep track of how often I’m allowed to ejaculate, how long I am locked and how often I am plugged. The latter statistic is a new one, so the data isn’t comparable to any other year. I was plugged just over 50 hours last year.

I use a google calendar to keep it and track keywords. I later use a google calendar calculation plugin to add up the time. If there are typos in my recording things, they’ll get missed.

What I notice in these statistics is that while I’m locked far longer, I am having more ejaculations than ever before. Every single one is supervised. I can’t remember the last time I had one without a woman present.

I also realize that, compared to some, we don’t keep me locked up a lot and I am allowed far more ejaculations than many other submissive men, but this is our kinky life and we’re having a ball living it. I hope you all are having as much fun as we are!

I also know that Madame may very well be shaking her head at me, wondering how I can write about a topic like this and make it sexy and I know that sexy is in the eye of the beholder – not necessarily the keyholder. To me, this kind of info is sexy and I know some other locked men are happy to read it. It’s an insight into our world and how we live it. And the fact that you, my lovely Mistress, are holding my key right now is damn sexy too. Love you.


Statistics are sexy

Statistics are sexy

 

 

3 thoughts on “The statistics of 2017

  1. “I also realize that, compared to some, we don’t keep me locked up a lot and I am allowed far more ejaculations than many other submissive men, but this is our kinky life and we’re having a ball living it. I hope you all are having as much fun as we are!”

    Love the second/third part, lament (and relate to) the first – even in our lifestyle, we all seem to feel eyes upon us and end up comparing our truth to what others do (or what we think they do).

    I love following you both and hope you continue to live in those latter thoughts and not even think about the first!

    • Thanks Toby. We are, indeed, blessed with our lifestyle and the way we live it.

      I offer the statistics so others can see that yes, you don’t have to be locked 360 days a year to have a great sex life of denial and Female Led world…. but you can play on different levels.

      We all do what we’re comfortable with. If we’re lucky, we have someone else who pushes our soft limits. I have such wonderful luck. ;)

  2. @Toby Damnnit- Thank you Toby, what a great and thoughtful post, I like what you had to say! I am very glad you enjoy our writings….it’s a lot of fun and we enjoy it. :-)

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